Oleksandr Usyk just folded Daniel Dubois like a beach chair at Wembley — again. Fifth round, face down, no questions asked. And once again, the heavyweight division stood still. Silent. Scared. Somewhere, Anthony Joshua probably rewatched it and whispered, “Thank God it’s over.”

And with that, Usyk’s left an entire generation of “dangerous” heavyweights either asleep on the canvas, curled into a ball, or staring into the abyss wondering how it all went wrong.

But wait… one man remains standing, arms crossed, eyes locked: Agit Kabayel. No trash talk. No Saudi begging. Just a man watching the execution and thinking, “Alright… my turn.”

THE UNBEATEN BODY PUNCHER WHO ACTUALLY WANTS USYK SMOKE

While the rest of the division’s out begging for a fight and Saudi money from some lad in white bedsheets who’s never thrown a punch in his life but acts like he runs boxing now, Agit Kabayel just showed up ringside, kept his mouth shut, and watched Usyk dismantle Dubois. No entourage, no clown suit, no begging — just fight energy.

Afterward, Kabayel kept it simple:
“Usyk is an excellent boxer. He made everything perfect and stopped him. It is what it is — this is heavyweight boxing.”
Translation: I watched a public execution and I still want next.

He added:
“My prediction was in the first three or four rounds, Daniel Dubois would push him, but Usyk is clever. He made a big counter and you saw the result.”
That’s called studying your homework — something Tyson Fury hasn’t done since 2015.

And Kabayel didn’t just throw words:
“I hate trash talk… but for the fans, this is the best matchup. Two guys who have never lost. He’s number one, I’m number four (Ring rankings). Why not? Let’s go. I’m ready.”
Say what you want — but the man’s got balls and a brain, which puts him already ahead of half the Ring Top 10.

USYK’S RESUME LOOKS LIKE A MORGUE — WHO HASN’T HE BURIED?

Let’s take a stroll through the graveyard, shall we?

• Anthony Joshua: Got beat so bad he forgot which sport he was in. Spent the post-fight interview holding a mic like he was about to drop bars, then gave a speech that sounded like a GCSE drama monologue about pain, discipline and Ukraine. Usyk didn’t just take his belts — he unplugged the router. The man was so confused, he threw someone else’s belts out the ring like it was Lost Property.

• Tyson Fury: Outboxed, out-thought, and out of touch. Usyk beat his brain so clean he left the ring thinking he’d won. That’s not confidence — that’s trauma. By Round 9, Fury looked like a man trying to remember where he parked his reality. He didn’t just take shots — he downloaded a new personality.

• Daniel Dubois: Once the new hope, now the poster boy for Usyk’s body shot clinic. Dropped twice. Quit once. Knocked out once. If there’s a third fight, Dubois should enter on a stretcher just to save time.

• Derek Chisora: Swung like a lunatic, hit nothing but air and spit. Usyk treated him like a punching demonstration at a shopping mall.

• Tony Bellew: Talked more than he punched. Got countered, slumped, and stared at the ring lights like he’d just seen God.

• Loudmouth Huck: Remember this clown? Usyk walked into Germany and beat the nationalism out of him in front of his own crowd. Huck flailed around like someone had cut his strings. The ref saved him from further public humiliation, but not before Usyk rearranged his guts.

• Gassiev, Briedis, Glowacki: All undefeated. All hyped. All got dissected like they wandered into a surgical theatre wearing gloves. Usyk traveled to their countries, ate their food, took their belts, and left them questioning their career choices.

He’s not just beating fighters. He’s emotionally bankrupting them. Usyk doesn’t just take your 0 — he takes your confidence, your future PPVs, and your will to train.

USYK IS NOW OFFICIALLY A LEGEND — FULL STOP

There’s no “maybe,” no “but Fury was out of shape,” no “wait ‘til Wilder lands one.”
We are watching one of the greatest heavyweights in history, right now, in real time — and half of the boxing world is too thick or too tribal to appreciate it.

Forget era debates. Forget nostalgia-drunk pundits rattling on about Foreman’s power or Dempsey’s grit. Nobody in the modern four-belt era has done what Usyk has done:

• Olympic gold

• Undisputed at cruiserweight (every belt, on foreign soil)

• Two-time undisputed at heavyweight

• 24-0, with wins over every belt-holder that mattered

• Beat AJ twice, beat Fury, stopped Dubois — twice — and never ducked a soul

Usyk didn’t talk his way into this. He didn’t need a Netflix doc or a fake rivalry. He just kept showing up, ruining lives, and collecting history like it was on sale.

Put his résumé next to anyone not named Ali or Louis — and it holds up.
He’s not trying to be great. He’s already passed half the names in the Hall of Fame — and the other half wouldn’t last five rounds with him.

He’s not a heavyweight by nature — and yet he’s king of them all.
Usyk is a legend. Now. Not later. Not post-retirement. Now.

And if Agit Kabayel doesn’t bring something we haven’t seen before…
He’ll just be the next name on the tombstone.